Alright it’s been a good while since I’ve checked in on my man Ernie at his site Ernie’s House of Whoopass, so I figured I’d take a jump in and look…well, Ernie’s up to his usual awesome self as he writes about whatever strikes his fancy, sprinkling in pictures of hot naked amateur chicks as he does so! For instance this time he’s talking about the Tuborg Fine Festival in Denmark which celebrates some of the delicious Tuborg beers and stuff and he links it to a photo of a woman who is definitely in a festival mood, dancing around like a hippy with her spectacular breasts out in the open air. Ernie is always worth a look, make sure you check in on EHOWA every day!

The nice thing about celebrity paparazzi photos is that they don’t even have to always be naked or show nipple slips or whatever to be sexy and super hot…it’s just these famous people being caught unawares (more or less), realizing that they’re real people with real bodies. Crystal Reed here for instance was in the show Teen Wolf but even just walking around on the street she looks amazing as you can see, especially because on a cool crisp day those nipples of hers are rock hard and poking against the thin fabric of her top as she strolls down the street!

If you’re ever in the neighborhood of Kayla Kiss and are wondering what to do for Halloween, just tag along to whatever party she decides to go to…just look at this cosplay job she did last Halloween as she dressed up like Vampirella, her big juicy titties basically falling right out of her costume as she flashed her fangs, going in for a bite. I’m not sure many guys would turn down getting sucked by this vampire if you know what I mean, especially if those big bouncy boobs are in full effect like this! It would be one heck of a way to go out, that’s for sure.

I’m not sure what Mika here is up to, I mean maybe this is what her plans for the day ended up being and if that’s the case I’ve got no disputes! She’s just hanging out at a little wooden table by the window as the afternoon sunshine pours in lighting up her blonde hair, as she slips off her denim shorts and shows those cute little panties! I cant stand those high waisted shorts personally but it’s nice to see them hit the floor, that’s for sure…especially when the girl wearing them is as gorgeous as Mika and has perky titties and a perfect ass like she does!

Man it would be tough getting any work done at all if this chick Zofeya was your secretary, wouldn’t it? Especially if she was stripping down to show off the sexy black lingerie she was wearing under her work outfit…Zofeya has fantastic tits and a sweet sexy ass to go along with that incredibly beautiful face and she’s all over the office in this hot photoshoot flashing every angle of herself! It’s hard to decide what part of her outfit is the hottest but I’d say those sexy black thigh high stockings are making a strong case for the title, wouldn’t you agree?

I thought the title of this photoshoot at first was ‘all about that face’ and was gonna be like cmon now, Nicole Aniston has a gorgeous face but what about those big titties and amazingly sexy ass of hers! Then I re-read the title and saw that it’s ‘all about that lace’ and now I’m just confused because she’s not really wearing anything very lacy, just a pair of sexy sheer purple panties and a bra…and she loses those before long anyway to get that horny wet pussy pounded by her lucky boyfriend! Watch this beautiful busty blonde hottie ride this guy’s cock, her big juicy boobs bouncing every time she slams that pussy down.

So either this girl Benea is like pocket sized or that is the biggest damn tub I have ever seen because it looks like she could put a roof across the top and just live in it. This girl is a sexy sultry little spinner with a great tight little ass and a nice pair of perky titties and she’s taking a bath here for us but has apparently forgotten to put any water in the tub! She’s also got a slightly smug look on her face huh…not sure what that’s about but hey, she’s naked and sexy and hot as hell so take a look, it’s bath time with Benea!

They say everythign is bigger in Texas, and they might just be talking about the personality of beautiful blonde Alexis Texas here! She’s wearing a sort of cabaret outfit with a bowler hat and a riding crop and a sort of lingerie top that is open in the front so those perky sexy titties can pop out, and she’s teasing us here using this little dildo as she brushes it across her lips, sliding it up and down on her body and just looking sexy as hell. She’s got a magnificent ass here too with a tiny little gstring barely covering that tight pucker…man this girl is hot.

So in this photoshoot from Femjoy they describe Jasmine here as ‘a pretty brunette’, which if you ask me is kind of like saying Andre the Giant is a ‘large man’! This girl is utterly smokin hot with the kind of body men and women both dream about, although for different reasons (or are they?). Big perfect boobs, spectacular ass, legs for days, gorgeous face, tight looking pussy, this girl is amazing although apparently there’s something super interesting going on off to the right off-camera because Jasmine keeps staring in that direction…maybe that’s her ‘good side’ and if she turns to the left she looks like Steve Buscemi?

Well I’ve gotta say, I don’t know about some of the names these adult models pick for themselves…for instance this chick is named Zuzzu which sounds more like an ancient demon-lord than a beautiful brunette model! She’s stripping down and getting all kinds of freakydeaky with this statue, I guess she’s an art lover…get it? Anyway she’s showing one of the nicest asses I’ve seen in awhile as she kicks those long legs up, wrapping her boot around the statue and looking over her shoulder…this girl is a piece of art herself if you ask me, gorgeous and leggy and just quirky enough!

I mean what can I even say about this chick Izabel? She’s stunningly hot and looks like she walked right out of a fairytale with her little flower tiara and a flowing white top that she soon lets drop to the ground with a smile. This girl looks like a breath of fresh air and seems to always have a smile on her face, embodying the feeling of the beautiful sunny summer day she’s apparently enjoying in this photoshoot as she leans against a wooden fence, showing off a fantastic ass and looking as though she expects a prince on a white horse to come riding up at any moment to sweep her off her feet.

This chick Roxxi is a student in your class and she’s been having some trouble with her grades, it seems like she just can’t keep her concentration in class…maybe it’s because she’s always talking to the boys that seem to flock around her, so you kept her after class one day to give her a talking-to. Roxxi was wearing this low-cut shirt and when talk of her grades came up her shirt came down, exposing those huge perfect college girl titties as she offered up pretty much anything in exchange for a passing grade! Man, those boobs are fantastic…no wonder the boys just can’t keep their eyes off her!

If you don’t mind a skinny chick, this girl Maya is about to blow your socks clean off…she’s an absolute stunner in hte face and has long black glossy hair, perfect perky breasts, long legs and a pussy that looks tight as a vise as she sits spread-legged on a crazy little white futuristic satellite type chair. Maya has her sexy black high heel shoes on and apparently that’s all the outfit she needs; other than her shoes she’s entirely buck naked and that is just fine by me! This girl is a slender smokin hot raven haired goddess and from the way she’s spreading her pussy open she’s got some ideas on how the afternoon will go.

Remember how nice it was during the summer, when the sun would blaze down and you could spend a long leisurely afternoon just relaxing by the pool? Well if you need a little friendly reminder here’s a hot photoshoot of beautiful blonde Jess Davies as she slips out of her tight yoga pants, showing off those big perfect titties as she changes into her sexy red swimsuit as she climbed onto the deck chair. Hot summer days were made for beautiful blonde swimsuit babes like luscious Jess Davies, that’s for sure…and spring is just around the corner!

If you like motorcycles and hot horny buxom women this Playboy shoot is for you! Khloe and Stefanie here are hanging out by their hog in their sexy little black lingerie with those big titties bouncing out…I don’t know which of these chicks is Khloe and which is Stefanie but hey either way you’re in for a win am I right! They undress each toher, showing off more and more skin and clinging onto each other like they’re about to just rip off the rest of their underwear and start making out at any moment. Spoiler alert, that doesn’t happen here, but hey they’re looking super sexy regardless!

This blonde angel has a beautiful face and curves in all the right places as she poses on the couch, hanging out in just her little schoolgirl plaid skirt and a white bra that barely covers those huge soft perfect titties of hers…her name is Marilyn and she’s ready to make your dreams come true, I mean who out there doesn’t dream about a hot blonde babe letting you bury your face in between her big soft boobies! She’s not just a pair of tits though, she’s also got a big round juicy perfect ass and as she slips her white thong panties down she gives you just a peek at her tight pink pussy too…

At a glance you can tell that this photoshoot is from the fine folks over at Playboy, am I right? This girl Ashleigh Hannah is an absolute goddess and she’s showing off pretty much every inch of that gorgeous body here, pulling her long glossy black hair back to reveal her perfect tits and then rolling around on the paving stones by the pool…it looks like it’s rained recently or something, the ground is pretty wet as Ashleigh kneels and then stretches out in the nude. She’s got some kind of little braided headband on too, it makes her look like some sort of warrior if you ask me.

If you know Dana Dearmond you know she doesn’t exactly shy away from jumping on an opportunity to fuck some horny young slut…in this case, Dahlia Sky! These two are up on the couch just hanging out when Dana basically pounced on Dahlia, licking her up and down and ripping off her clothes to give her ass and her pussy a tongue bath. It’s a hot sexy lesbian scene as tehse two get naked and have some fun, with Dana leading the way as she ate that ass out and got Dahlia’s foot in her mouth for a little toe sucking fetish fun.

If you’ve never seen the site We Live Together it’s basically a couple of hot lesbians who live together showing what kind of trouble they get up to behind closed doors…if you thought you’d seen it all with these chicks on camera just wait til they’re in the comfort of their own home! Anyway this episode features two horny hotties inviting their girlfriend Riley to the house to join in on the fun, turning things into a hot lesbian three way with 69, pussy licking, snatch fingering, vibrator fucking good times galore! If you like hot chicks making out and licking carpet get ready to have your mind blown by these three.

Imagine having a secretary as hot as Zofeya here hanging out in your front office…in this photoshoot she’s staying late for work and is ready to take a little dick-tation as she slips out of her clothing, showing off those big perfect boobs in a sexy bra and bending over the desk to tease with that nice round juicy booty while wearing a pair of basically see-through black tights! Zofeya looks like she’s very thorough in her work and I would imagine that would carry into other rparts of her life too if you know what I mean…and I think you do. Enjoy, just don’t stay too long at the office or you might get in a little trouble at home!

When you see a girl as red hot as Regina here you want to get to know every inch of her body, am I right? Well thanks to the site In The Crack you get exactly that opportunity! Regina shows off that sexy round juicy ass and lifts her long smooth legs in the air, bringing us right up close and personal to that tight pink snatch. She fucked herself with a big thick black toy, then spread herself wide open with a speculum to take us up inside that nice fuckable hole! If you love watching a hot horny pornstar but never feel like you really got to know her, In The Crack might be just what the doctor ordered…get ready to find out just what makes Regina tick!

it was a nice sunny summer’s day and sexy blonde spinner Robin Medina was having two cravings at once…for one thing she really, really wanted a smoothie but for another she was feelign horny as hell and wanted to tease the world with that sexy tight fit body of hers! In this photoshoot she takes care of both of those desires, sipping on her smoothie with a straw and giving some little upskirt teases to show off those skimpy little panties, letting the back of her dress flip up to flash that perfect tight little butt of hers. She’s hanging out up on top of a picnic table under a big umbrella, flashing anyone who walked past and looking sexy as hell!

They titled this photoshoot Pure Gold and man I can see why! Beautiful Daniela herself is just money, she’s got a downright perfect body with a nice tight pussy, a sexy round ass, perfectly sized boobs and of course that stunning supermodel face of hers. She’s relaxing on a throne of a chair, it’s like gold edged wtih leopard print upholstery, that thing is fucking magnificently awful…but Daniela just immediately overshadows its gaudiness with her hotness, stretching out on top of it and showing off every inch of that sexy body in a photoshoot you’ll be thinking about all day long!

Sexy stunner Cierra Avalon looks like she’s about ten feet tall in some of these photos doesn’t she…magnificent long legs, a tummy that looks cute as hell in her little red lingerie, and a long graceful neck all stretch her out in these shots as she gets naked to show off her perfect body. There’s just something about a tall beautiful woman in lingerie that just does mysterious things to a fella, isn’t there…and Cierra has got that going on in spades here as she grins knowingly, letting her panties slide down her thighs as she flashes her tight firm spankable ass!

Now this is one cop I would LOVE to get pulled over by! Yaryna is hanging out in her cop outfit here with her top opened up to show off those huge perfect boobs…she’s an absolute knockout and I would imagine that pretty much any guy would love to be handcuffed by this hottie, I bet wherever she goes while wearing this uniform there are guys running around blatantly shoplifting and turning themselves in to her. Those long sultry silky legs look hot as hell as she lounges against her motorcycle, then leans over to show off that sexy round ass and a little glimpse of her nice tight pink pussy too!

Ever hear the term ‘resting bitch face’? It’s generally used to describe a woman who looks like she’s angry at all times, even when she’s just relaxing and not feeling actually upset. Well that pretty much perfect describes Candy here as she pulls the sheer curtain aside to give us a look at those huge natural boobs of hers! Those tits are incredible, she looks hot as hell even though she’s got an expression on her face that looks like she’s about ready to pull out a knife and carve you up for dinner ror something. Hopefully Candy figures out her own face at some point, this busty amateur blonde is sexy as hell!

Man, what a pair of boobs this chick Spencer Nicks has…nice big boobs in her sexy black lingerie and they’re pretty much busting out the whole time during this photoshoot! Spencer has a really hot look to her, too…she’s a sexy blonde and has just that little hint of shyness in her expression as she capers around this hotel room, slowly taking off her top and giving a little teasing hint of tits while she keeps her nipples covered, then turns around to give us a nice look at that sexy round juicy booty! She’s got a great ass and those thong panties of hers accentuate every curve..just a sexy girl all around I’d say.

The term ‘perfect boobs’ gets thrown around a lot in this industry I’ll admit but man, Pammie Lee here has perfect boobs. Big natural shapely tits that she loves to show off, sounds like a recipe for awesome to me! In this photoshoot she’s hanging out at a farm in her striped shirt, lifting it up to flash those big breasts and slipping her panties down to show off her pussy too…if this same photoshoot was around a couple decades ago there’s no way her snatch would be considered ‘hairy’ but in this day and age she’s got a little bit of a bush, so if you’re tired of the bald pussy movement Pammie might just be the cure for what ails ya!

During a hot sticky sunny summer you might sometimes see a chick wearing a thong bikini who probably shouldn’t be wearing a thong bikini but man, that certainly does NOT go for Natalia Starr here! Natalia is a gorgeous blonde stunner with nice tits and an even nicer ass…in this photoshoot she’s kind of concentrating more on the latter, peeling out of her thong to flash that perfect butt and bending over to give a little glimpse of the pink for us too! If the cold and wet of winter is getting you down just take a few minutes to peruse this photoset and it’ll transport you right back to the heat of summer…thanks Natalia!

Good gravy…there’s just something magical about a hot chick in pigtails, isn’t there? Beautiful Serena Wood here is amazing, she’s just relaxing on a stairway or something, pulling her top aside to flash those big perfect breasts…she knows she’s got great tits too, she squishes them up against a pane of glass, then flashes her nice tight little pink pussy too in a red hot photoshoot! Serena likes sharing with the public apparently, she doesn’t mind an audience and is plenty hot enough that she’ll always have people clamoring to watch…including us am I right?

So usually on Ernie’s House of Whoopass the man himself will just talk about whatever the hell he feels like talking about that day, but this update is a little different…it’s been awhile since I’ve checked in on ol Ernie but he’s apparently doing some creative writing, this looks like a chunk of a story or a dream or something, it’s weird but hey it’s certainly not dull! One of the best things about EHOWA is that he’ll sprinkle in pictures of hot naked amateur chicks like the blonde girl up above, and it’ll be like midsentence about something seemingly nonrelated to a gorgeous nude blonde streaking in public. Always worth checking out.

Gorgeous Christen Courtney here is getting her thug on in this photoshoot, or at least she thinks she is…I guess by turning her hat around backwards she gets instant street cred or something. The pink shirt and cute little overall cutoff shorts sort of spoil her toughness though…but man those titties and that sweet soft pink pussy of hers are just amazing! She flashes her snatch by pulling her shorts aside, and ends up stripping down nude to masturbate by fucking herself with one of her favorite toys as she lays on the couch or bed or whatever that is.

Gorgeous exotic Tori Black here is looking like Queen Nefertiti or something with that jewelled headdress on…she’s wearing her white lingerie and a pair of high heels as she crawls around the living room, throwing some red hot smoldering glances around as she pulls down her panties to flash that sexy round booty with her legs spread open, looking like she is just dreaming of a man to show up and fuck that tight horny pussy doggystyle! Tori’s got a nice tight little pink pussy and sexy perky titties to go along with her bubble butt and that beautiful face…in fact she’s pretty much stunning all the way around!

When it comes to gorgeous horny amateur chicks you never know what’ll happen when they head to a no-holds-barred bar for a wild evening out with the girls! For once the cameras were out clicking away as this group of friends rocked the night away, drinking like fishes and then dancing around and stripping down and having a blast. Their inner lesbian bisexual tendencies came right out with a vengeance as they made out and even ate pussy right out in the middle of the dance floor while everyone around cheered them on! Ever wonder what happens on those ‘girls nights’? Well now you know, my friend…

Say hello to the hot new receptionist, Amanda Love…she was hard at work and you’re about to be hard at work too if you know what I mean as this beautiful redhead takes off her sweater dress, showing off those enormous beautiful natural boobs of hers! Huge tits, beautiful face, long soft red hair, curvy hips, she even looks sexy in glasses so I’d say Amanda pretty much has all the boxes of hotness checked, wouldn’t you agree? She’s rolling around on her office chair and then getting naked, unleashing those huge tits on the world and sucking on the end of her pen in a mighty suggestive manner…

This chick Jana Cova is a beautiful slender blonde just hanging out in a bare white room with nothing to distract the eye from her hotness as she pops off her little pasties and slides her string thong aside to fuck herself with one of her favorite toys! Maybe it’s just on my end but I should mention that the pictures in this shoot are like seriously huge, so unless you have a ten-foot monitor get ready for some scrolling unless you want to download the pictures and look at em shrunk down. Might be worth it though, this horny hottie is cute as hell and has a perfect butt, not to mention some might nice titties!

Say hello to beautiful Asian babe Reon Kosaka…she’s in the kitchen dressed up as…well, something! I don’t know if she’s supposed to be a maid or is just dressed up with a weird little bonnet and a ruffly skirt that she keeps flipping up to show off those sheer yellow thong panties. Reon also has a nice big pair of tits and a gorgeous smile, if you’re at all into Asian women this chick is for you and if you’re not, what the hell is wrong with you! Oh by the way she’s also got a hairy pussy so if you’ve got a kink for natural bushes that aren’t too out of control, Reon’s got you covered there as well.

So this girl’s name is Fishball. Yeah it’s weird but hey she’s a Suicide GIrl and has the whole look going with tattoos everywhere, piercings here and there, dyed hair, the whole nine yards…so you can’t be too surprised that her modeling name is a little on the unusual side! She’s also fucking gorgeous, with piercing eyes and perfect tits and a spectacular ass to go along with that alternative edge that she pulls off so well. In this photoshoot she’s got on a pikachu hoodie that is just adorable on her and she’s rolling around on the bed tugging off her panties to flash that tight pussy for us! Fishball, ladies and gentlemen.

Ready for a nice fun pillowfight? Well Veselin Fijesa here is an Eastern European model (as if you couldn’t tell from her name) and is capering around on the bed wearing just her sexy thigh high black sheer nylon stockings and a smile, swinging her big poofy pillow around! She’s a lover though, not a fighter, so after a few swings she gets tired of the violence and sits on the pillow, then stretches out to give us a nice view of that perfect body with her gorgeous perky titties, long sensual legs and tight firm ass…apparently she spent some time on the beach this summer because she’s got some pretty good tan lines going on!

Well hello to the woman of your dreams! I mean if Bailey here wasn’t in your dreams already she damn sure will be now, I’d bet…in this photoshoot she looks absolutely stunning, flashing those big titties in a tight little tank top…in fact pretty much every square inch of this chick is just downright perfection, from her show-stopping eyes to her long legs and perfect ass and tight pink ussy to her cute feet. Actually she might have gross feet I don’t even know, because A. I’m not a foot guy and B. I haven’t even looked down there yet, I’ve been too distracted by those big perfect boobs of hers.

Time for a sexy sultry chick in black if you ask me…and that’s just what Serena Wood here is bringing to the table! It’s funny actually, you don’t often think of sexy and sultry being hand-in-hand with pigtails but hey, when they look good they look good and Serena is definitely looking very good! She’s flashing those nice perfect breasts out of the top of her dress or shirt or whatever that is, grabbing and squeezing them with a smile and a devastatingly smoldering look from those beautiful eyes of hers…you’ll be seeing those eyes and those tits in your dreams tonight, mark my words.

They call this photoshoot Virtuoso as this absolute beauty sits down and plays the piano, but really the star of this show is not the tune she’s playing but that sweet perfect cute butt she’s got in the air as she gets on her knees on the piano bench! This chick looks familiar but I’m not remembering her name, if any of you guys know it offhand shoot me a note…she’s got that gorgeous face, nice perky titties with rock-hard nipples, and of course that sexy perfect ass behind her as she looks back over her shoulder at us with that devastating smile of hers! A gorgeous girl and from the title of this photoset she’s pretty talented at tickling the ol’ ivories, too.

If the gloom and cold and rain of the late Autumn is getting you down, take a minute out of your day and just meander through the grassy field with this sexy pigtailed babe Sabei here as she lays out on a blanket in the warm afternoon sunshine, sunbathing to soak up the rays with those nice tits and long gorgeous legs of hers! Sabei has a sort of dreamy look to her but I guess that’s just the kind of look a girl gets when she’s hanging out naked on a warm sunny beautiful day in the nude, spreading her legs and giving any lucky hikers the show of a lifetime. This looks like a fun sexy picnic and we’re all invited, who’s got the chips?

I don’t know if you already know about this but when you’re talking about over the top incredible Halloween costumes, Heidi Klum basically takes the cake…not only does she just go off the chain in terms of detail and no-expense-spared, she’s also hot as hell and can pull off pretty much any look! This year for instance she’s dressed up as Jessica Rabbit and…well, it’s kind of unsettling actually. Huge fake cartoon boobs, perfect hair styling, that sultry high-slit red dress and of course that makeup, she seriously does look like she just hopped off the screen and into reality…she’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way!

Man, this chick Lucy has got it goin on….nice round juicy ass, beautiful face, long glossy black hair, and a pair of tits that would give a dead man a boner! Note how she’s down to lay back and give us a view of her spreading her pussy that also gives a look at the bottom half of those big perfect boobs, if she had surgery the scars would be there probably so you don’t often see that angle with big-titted chicks. Lucy looks flawless though from what I can see, either she’s just got naturally huge tits or I’d like to shake her plastic surgeon’s hand for this masterpiece!

This chick Joanna is kind of a basket case…no I don’t mean she’s crazy, I just mean she’s hanging out in this basket chair looking sexy as hell! Joanna is absolutely gorgeous, she has that sort of sweet innocent yet mischievous look as she rocks around in the chair on a chain, kicking out those long sumptious legs and showing off her perky perfect boobs and a nice tight firm ass, then spreads her legs to give a peek at that meaty pussy as she puts one finger up to her lips telling you to keep it down! Maybe her parents are inside the house or something, I don’t know, but this girl is a knockout so make sure you check these shots.

Apparently this chick Victory likes to play piano in the nude and hey who are we to tell her otherwise? She’s gorgeous with a cute smile and nice perky tits, but really to be honest the star of the show is that round juicy sexy ass of hers! She’s got an incredible butt and she knows it, standing up and taking a bow to show off those bodacious booty, looking back over her shoulder with a grin since she knows exactly what you’re thinking when you see her bent over with her ass in the air like that. She doesn’t seem to be playing much piano to be honest but hey I’d go see her do a recital any day of the week if this is her style!

Blonde juicy sexpot Stacey Robyn here has that sort of crooked mischievous smile on her face as she rolls around in bed, showing off her bedroom lingerie as she calls it! She’s got huge round titties and a nice sexy bubble butt, the latter of which looks like a dream wrapped up in her little thong panties. Those tits come out of her bra to make an appearance as Stacey lays back on the pillows, playing with her hair and looking like a seductive blonde temptress with a secret in her back pocket…you’ll just have to hop into bed wtih her to find out what she’s got up her sleeve!

Izabel B is a slender pretty blonde with pouty lips, long soft hair, nice full breasts and legs that go on for days as she lounges on the couch, spreading open to give a peek at that tight pussy as she gives you a glance that pretty much says ‘get over here and get naughty with me’! She starts out in lovely deep blue panties and a bra, then slips out of her underwear to hang out completely nude in this photoshoot…she’s got a vvery nice ass but we only get to see just a peek at it, she’s more interested apparently in flashing that shaved snatch of hers and that’s just fine by me.