Join gorgeous Junia Castro in this photoshoot from the site Bella 1010 as she relaxes in her luxurious Italian apartment, peeling out of her bra and panties to hang out in the nude (well with just high heeled shoes on at least) and cupping her huge perfect tits! This girl is a total fucking stunner…gorgeous face, incredible body, she even has some really cool looking tattoos on her back to stare at while she’s shaking that sweet round ass at you!

Actress Kate Hudson here might be a little older than most celebrities who get pictures taken in a, you know, sexual sort of a light, but she’s still looking might hot if you ask me. She was just strolling down the street when the paparazzi snapped these shots showing those nipples of hers poking right through her bikini and her shirt to still stand out loud and proud! Either that or someone just turned on a very powerful AC unit that was aimed right at her perky little titties.

I don’t know what happened to the Old Nude City but this photoshoot featuring Amanda is from the new jam, the New Nude City! She might have a bit of an innocent look to her if you just look at her face but in these photos she’s completely nude and is fucking herself with a big white dildo so you can just put those thoughts of innocence right out the window, this girl has great tits and a nice pussy and is ready to fuck! She even gives the dildo a little blowjob, I don’t think the blowjob cares about it but it’s nice to watch and I guess it gets Amanda all turned on by thinking about it as if it’s a real dick she’s sliding into her mouth.

I guess Lauren Goodger is a TV personality in the UK, I don’t know about all that but what I do know is that she fills out a swimsuit mighty nicely as you can see from these seaside photos! Lauren’s got nice big titties and some sexy curves and she’s not afraid to show ‘em off, so if you like a little cushion for your pushin’ this Brit might be right up your alley. I thought these were paparazzi photos or something but they seem a lot higher quality and less taken-from-the-bushes if you follow me…they’re nice high quality shots of Lauren just playing in the waves and looking hot as hell. Kind of makes me want to watch some UK television to see what this chick gets up to!

The water coming out of that shower head must be cold as hell because it’s making Angel Rose’s nipples stand out like eraser heads in this Playboy photoshoot! Plus the lens of the camera isn’t fogging up. Angel doesn’t seem to mind too much, though…she just loves getting naked and getting wet and in this hot shoot she gets plenty of both of that as she takes off her sheer white top and sprays herself down with the shower head, spinning around to show off that sweet round ass and those nice big full breasts of hers! She obviously loves touching her body and I can’t say I blame her, with tits and legs and a butt like that who wouldn’t want to get their hands all over her?

This girl doesn’t exactly look like a schoolgirl but she is wearing the red plaid schoolgirl skirt you know and love, so that’s already a plus…add to that the fact that she shoves a banana up her cooch and you’ve got a winner in this photoshoot from the DDF network! I don’t know if she likes bananafucking better than being pounded by a big hard cock or if it feels the same or what but she certainly seems to be enjoying herself, stripping down to just her high heels and stockings as she slides that lucky piece of fruit into her pussy from the front and then from the back, spreading her round ass wide as she takes it in her hole.

Lovely Shyla Jennings stars in this Digital Desire photoshoot as she slowly and sensually slips out of her sexy sweater to show off those sweet titties! It looks like early morning sun filtering through the curtains and she looks incredible…Shyla is the kind of girl that seems like she’d be completely stunning in any light and at any time of the day, you could throw a hunk of mud in her hair and she would look like a supermodel showing off some new trend. Absolutely magnificent and luckily she loves to show off her body like she’s doing here in these photos!

The 2014 draft is coming up for football season but some people couldn’t care less…Kelly Madison for instance came up with her own game that she calls Breastball, but nobody but her seems to know the rules! It apparently involves Kelly stripping down out of her clothes and underwear, letting those huge tits of hers hang out and bounce around…I don’t know if that means she’s the ball or one of the players or what but however you want to slice it, Kelly ends up winning. Since the 2^nd  place prize is that we get to stare at her huge MILF breasts though I’d say nobody’s gonna be a sore loser here! This photoshoot is from Kelly’s own website, definitely worth checking out if you’re in the mood for a hot blonde mature babe with huge tits and all kinds of attitude.

Eye Candy Avenue lives up to its name with this photoshoot featuring Josie Ann as she pops off her bra and panties out on the balcony, showing off those perfect teen titties and her sweet shaved pussy for us! This girl is chock full of personality and fun, smiling and enjoying herself as she bends over and spreads her legs for us…she just looks like a good time from head to toe! Maybe it tickles when the wind blows through her long dark hair, making her feel like she’s on the cover of a romance novel…the only thing she’s missing is a hunky musclebound fella with his shirt ripped off.

Exotic beauty Saju loves taking a bath…in fact she loves it so much it makes her positively orgasmic when she gets all soapy and wet like she does in this photoshoot from Met Art! I’m not sure why she got into the water while still wearing her little bikini but soon she strips it off and shows her perfect body as she lets the soapy water cascade over her perky little boobs and that spectacular ass for some sensual, artistic photos. I’m a little worried about her safety when she stands on the lip of the tub like that though, her feet are pretty slippery from the soap and I wouldn’t want to see her go crashing down! Bathroom safety, ladies and gentlemen…it’s fundamental.

Busty Pinup Files model Gemma Massey always looks incredible, and this photoshoot is no exception…she’s relaxing on the bed showing off her sweet pink lingerie and striped top that barely hold those enormous full bouncy breasts in check! No fabric that thin can withstand the power of those titties for long though so soon she takes them off, hanging out topless and just grinning her ass off…I can’t say I blame her for doing so, she’s gorgeous with huge boobs and a great ass, what’s not to be stoked about? I don’t know if this chick does any hardcore scenes but I think if I can track down some footage of her getting tittyfucked I’d be able to die a happy man. As it is we already get to enjoy these photos of her basically naked so it’s a fine start!

If my high school Spanish class memories serve me right, Hermosa means ‘beautiful’ so basically this photoshoot from Kelly Madison is entitled Beautiful Morning. She is certainly doing her part to make it so, putting on a sexy black dress and getting her huge bouncy breasts out and posing in front of her Mexico resort garden patio! It’s a beautiful setting for a beautiful MILF who loves to show off…we’ve already seen her taking a soak in the hot tub in this Cabo series, if you missed that one check it out here! I can’t wait to see what the afternoon and evening have in store for this gorgeous and mature busty blonde. This is a shoot from her own website, usually she takes part in just the Porn Fidelity updates but sometimes it’s nice to see what she gets up to on her own (or sometimes with a friend or two).

See, this is the kind of outfit I just don’t even understand how a girl puts it on, if you follow me…I know that sentence didn’t make a lot of sense but then again neither does this lingerie that Eva Lovia is wearing. It’s neon green and is like a fishnet body stocking with the ass area and pussy area cut away for easy access, which is mighty nice with a girl this stunningly gorgeous! Miss Eva Lovia always looks incredible, even when she’s all tangled up in her funky fishnets! This photoshoot is from her own site which is chock full of pictures and stuff featuring one of the hottest girls on the whole damn internet. She loves masturbating and this lingerie or whatever it is makes that pretty easy so she dips her fingers in that sweet pussy too as a bit of a bonus here, and gets those perky titties out!

It’s always nice to see a girl with beautiful long dark hair…in a day and age where short haircuts are so popular it’s unusual but the sight of that long flowing hair as a girl tosses her head is like looking at a waterfall, nice and relaxing! Monika here has butt-length hair (and what a butt it is!) and sweet perky titties as she poses in this photoshoot from Glamour…she could stand to eat a cheeseburger or three if you ask me but she’s utterly gorgeous and has that seductive smoldering stare that can drive a guy so wild. It’s too bad she keeps her panties on for this shoot, maybe next time she’ll bare all!

If you know miss Eva Lovia you know she always and I mean always looks absolutely stunning but I’d say in this photoshoot from her own site she went the extra mile for us! She’s hanging out in the bathroom in her sexy red lingerie sitting on the edge of the soaking tub, grinning and teasing us with those full breasts and of course her incredible round ass, then slowly starts to strip down naked and play with herself before she goes into the bath! She loves touching her pussy and we always love seeing her masturbate for us so it’s pretty much a win-win situation right here. I can’t get enough of those freckles of hers, she’s just a mind-blower from head to toe!

Suicide Girls is still on top of their game in terms of bringing you the hottest tattooed and pierced and otherwise outside-the-normal-scope girls on the internet and getting incredibly sexy photos of them. Tangerine here has an amazing body and looks like a dream come to life as she poses in a sunny mid-morning room, taking off her red checkered bra and tiny denim shorts to show off a body that is second to none. Tattoos have gotten a lot more acceptable in society over the last decade or two but they still give an edge of excitement and rebellion…especially on a girl this hot.

Usually when a girl has a shoot in a gym or with some kind of specialized equipment it’s like okay whatever, nice prop. Usually they obviously don’t know what the hell they’re doing with whatever they’ve got, but in this case I’ve gotta say Mira looks like the real deal! She’s in a gymnasium next to a, what are those called again, pommelhorse I think? I remember seeing them in the Olympics. Anyway Mira is totally nude and stretching her long-ass legs on this thing and man this chick is mega flexible…I totally believe she’s a gymnast and would twirl like crazy on that thing if Watch 4 Beauty gave her the word. That’s who did these photos, by the way.

Most women hanging out by the pool would be content to just swim around and maybe do a little sunbathing but Mica Martinez has another thought in mind! In these pictures from the site Studio 66 TV (I’m not even a hundred percent sure that’s what site these shots are from but that is what my detective work tells me) Mica is getting pretty turned on by the cool water lapping at her toes and she starts stripping out of her neon green bikini, showing off her nice big tits and that sexy round ass! She’s halfway in the water so I guess she’s pretty wet from that but I don’t think that’s the only reason she’s wet, if you catch my drift. I love the eyes on this girl…very seductive and very piercing!

This girl Brooklyn Decker was best known as a swimsuit and lingerie model, she was in like the SI swimsuit issue and was a Victorias Secret runway model so suffice it to say that she is not exactly ugly. I guess she’s been branching out into acting lately but just between you and me I’m not so sure that’s gonna be a big thing once she gets a little older and her looks start to change…she’s no Bea Arthur in the acting arena. For now though she’s totally gorgeous and here’s a collection of pictures to prove it, Brooklyn is wearing bras and bikinis and low-cut dresses and all kinds of stuff to enjoy!

Apparently Adrelia here told her boyfriend she wanted a pearl necklace but he misunderstood and bought her some jewelry…luckily she’s patient so she gave him a few hints of what she was really after, taking off all her clothes and panties in this Met Art scene and beckoning him to the bed, spreading those smooth legs to show off her sweet tight fuckable pussy! Nothing better than a beautiful girl in bed ready to have some fun. I used to think blondes have more fun but damn, this hot brunette seems to be having a pretty good time if you ask me and I think she has some stuff in mind that’ll be even more fun.

Who the hell is Bo Osinski? I’m not really sure but in these shots she’s on the hood of a car wearing a very loose-fitting t shirt and we get a perfect view of her breast as she kneels…spring and summertime coming means we’ll be seeing more girls wearing outfits kind of like this and man oh man if more of them neglect to wear bras or bikini tops underneath those loose flowing cutaway tshirts it’ll be literally a dream come true. I can only hope Bo here is as hot as her body is implying; with her long dark hair in her face like this it’s hard to tell but her boobs and long legs are a pretty good hint that she’s a stunner.

I guess this chick’s name is Preeti because she’s from a site called Preeti and Priya…I can’t say I’ve ever heard of her before but she’s got a nice exotic look with perky titties and a sweet round fuckable ass that she pulls up her fishnet dress to show off even better than she already was! She bends over with no panties on to give a nice look at that sweet pussy…Preeti might be a new face for me but this is making a hell of a first impression I tell you what. From the looks of things her girlfriend Priya is just as hot so you can bet your ass I’ll be back to check out more from these two vixens!

Marie here is only 21 so I figured those big titties of hers would be perky and perfect when she got naked for this casting call photoshoot but man oh man. This is a good example of how misleading clothes can be; she’s cute as hell and with her bra on those boobs look round and plump but when she pops it off, they take a nosedive and turn into saggy pancakes. Maybe that’s your thing with big tits, who knows, I hope so and so does Marie I’m sure! It would be a shame if this hottie didn’t get work in the industry because her tits are taking a shortcut to her knees, becuase she’s seriously hot with very cute freckles and everything.

Looks like Katia de Lys just couldn’t stay away from In The Crack! After the success of her last shoot with the site she just couldn’t stop thinking about people watching her get naked and play with herself, taken to within inches of her ass and pussy by that high res camera. So, she’s back and is looking as sexy as ever as she strips out of her white panties and bra to show off her sexy nude body (keeping her high heel shoes on of course) and then taking it to the next level by spreading her pink pussy open with a speculum and letting us have a nice closeup look at her innermost private parts! I’m not a huge fan of speculums myself but hey if you dig Katia you might just want to take this up close and personal tour of that tight body.

This big breasted chick Iga on Girlfolio is hot as hell but man, somebody needs to let her know that when she does a landing strip style on her pubes it can’t be the same width as her pussy or it looks like she has a snatch that goes halfway up to her bellybutton! Either shave that business all the way off or grow it a little wider or somethin. That little faux pas aside, Iga is a fucking stunner with big full breasts and a gorgeous face and hips to die for, not to mention a nice round ass that would look great in front of you as you gave that pussy a deep dicking! She’s posing in these photos wrapping herself up in the curtains, which must make for some interesting views for her neighbors outside the house.

Remember when the Golden Globes came and went? Yeah me either…I guess it was like a couple months ago, I have a hard time keeping these shows straight where a bunch of millionaire celebrities get together and hand each other prizes. The only really redeeming factor is that some of the hot actresses and singers wear new gowns with their titties popping out…for instance the one I picked here is Sofia Vegara looking like her dress is about to explode from those big bouncy boobies! Awards shows are drivel but damn, the cleavage makes it all worthwhile sometimes.

Met Art presents this photoshoot of beautiful classy babe Lily posing just outside a mighty nice house in the hills, taking off her top and hanging out just in her sheer thigh high stockings and garter belt, which frames that perfect ass of hers very nicely…this girl has got a smokin hot body all around, in fact, with perky titties and great legs and of course a pretty face! She still keeps her high heeled shoes on too which is an extra sexy move and one that a lot of girls don’t bother with…I think it adds a touch of class or something, plus with the size of those heels she could stab some fool if he tried to get fresh while she’s hanging out naked like this.

Mila loves taking showers, especially when there’s somebody watching her like in this Met Art photoshoot! She’s got fantastic tits, a beautiful face and of course a great ass and she flaunts it all here, getting dripping wet as she dances around in the water and pressing her butt up against the glass. There’s not a whole lot of room to join her in the shower but she looks like she’s ready for some fun after she gets out from the way she starts masturbating that pussy of hers!

Remember Virtua Girl, those chicks that dance around on your desktop and keep your workday from being a completely snorefest? Well they’re still around and have gotten hotter than ever with chicks like Ela here, all dressed up in her school outfit and nowhere to go so she strips down for you, showing off those huge tits and sexy hip curves, not to mention that sexy little diamond of space between the thighs. You know what I’m talkin about.

If you’re a fan of sexy cosplay make sure you don’t miss this photoshoot because this kind of thing doesn’t come along on here all too often. The shoot is from Cosplay Erotica and features Devorah in a blue cape with a black costume on underneath…I don’t know what character she’s portraying to be honest with you so if you know please feel free to give me a shout. I’ll warn you right now though that I don’t particularly care, especially because Devorah here gets naked under her cape and starts masturbating until that sexy tight pussy is glistening wet! That’s the kind of cosplay I can get behind and man oh man who wouldn’t want to get behind Devorah when she’s all naked and ready to fuck like this?

Once again Shay Laren is here to rock your world with that drop dead gorgeous face and her amazing body! I think a lot of women freak out if their tits are different sizes or point in different directions but Shay here shows that you can have asymmetrical breasts and still be just mind-meltingly hot. She’s spending a little time by the pool, relaxing in her bikini but those boobs just can’t be contained so soon she’s grabbing her titties and then stripping down completely nude to get some sunbathing in! I guess it’s springtime after all, Shay is like a robin or something heralding the upcoming warmer weather.

There’s something slightly unearthly about Sammi Tye in this photoshoot for Studio 69 TV…if we were living in Blade Runner time I’d suspect her of being a replicant for sure. She does look mighty fine in this photoshoot but you’ve gotta admit there’s something slightly off about her face, like someone manufactured it or something…that said, I don’t know if there’s a straight guy on Earth who would hesitate to fuck her into next week. Those tits are fantastic and perky with tiny nipples and some gravity defying powers as she grabs them and bends over to show an equally sexy ass off.

Alright let me just say right off the bat that I think the show Big Bang Theory is fucking garbage…it’s a stereotyping monstrosity of geeky nerdy culture at best and seems like some kind of freakshow where the norms can laugh at how quirky and off-beat those darn nerds are. It’s infuriating that it has caught on so much. Anyway, this chick Kaley Cuoco is the hot girl on the show and she’s giving herself a hand bra at the Golden Globes, and hey I’m not one to ever fault a girl for grabbing her big tits in public so I’ll give her a thumbs-up. Am I hypocritical? Sure, deal with it.

This of course is the well-known Euro model SIlvie Delux, doing a photoshoot for Wow Girls in her neon green bra and panties that she thankfully strips out of right off the bat to just hang around by the pool naked except for her sheer white thigh-high stockings. She’s got some kind of waterproof outdoor lounge chair that she’s all over in this hot set, grabbing those perky titties and masturbating as she stretches across both arms! Wouldn’t it be a shame if that chair toppled over and dunked Silvie into the water, getting every inch of that gorgeous body all sleek and dripping wet?

Jayden Taylores (or Tayloress or Taylor if you will) looks great in a pair of those cute thigh-high tube socks that are pretty popular nowadays in this photoshoot for ALS Scan, but she’s not content just spreading those long legs and showing off her pussy…she’s just gotta play and she has two vibrators ready to go! She doublefists it, buzzing her clit and spreading her pussy open with both toys at the same time as she masturbates in this hot photoshoot. From the look on her face she’s ready for more too, maybe she needs a third hand or something!

This Wow Girls site always has hot chicks on it so the fact that blonde cutie Grace is a model for them is no surprise at all. She’s hot as hell wtih her ringlets and perfect perky boobies, and in this photoshoot she’s taking off her sheer pink…uh…tutu? and her candystriped panties to masturbate, fucking herself with a big vibrator as she tickles her clit. A hot horny blonde with great tits, a great ass and a nice wet pussy is just what the cocktor ordered on a cold winter’s Friday!

I think these pictures are from the ATK network but I’m not 100% sure…what I do know is that Janice Griffith is one of the hottest up-and-coming pornstars out there right now and in this photoshoot you see why! Just look at those perfect full perky breasts…not too big, not too small, and they go well with her beautiful face and that sexy smile. I don’t really get the dermal piercings that she has at like her hips but hey, it gives her a little big of an edginess and that’s always sexy so I’ll give it a pass! Watch Janice strip down and play with herself as she poses on a chair…a simple idea, a simple photoshoot, but the girl makes it smokin hot.

When I hear the name Mango I immediately think of the saturday night live sketch so that’s a little distracting when dealing with a naked teen beauty like this girl from Met Art! Her name is Mango as I mentioned and she’s very cute with piercing eyes, very nice perky boobs and a great ass and pussy combo…Mango is hanging out completely nude on a beach in what looks like Italy or France or something, and you can tell she does this pretty often because she’s well-tanned but doesn’t have a whole lot of tan-lines going on. She’s kind of like the mythical Siren, ready to lure sailors to a watery grave if they try to sail their ships to her rocky shores…I sound like a poet or something huh?

I’m pretty sure I remember seeing Katie Kox back in the day with much smaller tits, maybe that’s just my imagination though. What’s not my imagination is that this chick is hot as hell and she’s Tonights Girlfriend! This guy must have coughed up a pretty penny to get this filly over to his hotel room to fuck his brains out all night long but man from the looks of things he got his money’s worth and then some! We come out the big winners though because we get to watch all the action from the comforts of our own homes or wherever…watch this hottie tittyfuck and then pussyfuck this guy to kingdom come after tugging off her tight blue dress! She must have caused a hell of a stir just walking around in that, those huge tits of hers are eye-catching to say the least. This curvy blonde knows a trick or three for making a fella feel special and she uses them all in this hot update as she rides this guy, showing off a magnificent round booty.

Alright so this isn’t exactly a nipple slip or celebrity sex tape or anything like that but it did make me laugh and hey there’s something to be said for that. This photo is at some awards show or other and it shows Jennifer Lawrence photobombing and totally stealing the spotlight from Taylor Swift, running up towards the red carpet and making her best monster face. I dig a girl who can live life without taking things too seriously and so antics like this really rub me the right way…of course it doesn’t hurt that Jennifer Lawrence is gorgeous (Taylor Swift is no slouch either, incidentally) and she looks great in a white dress with her boobs just barely peeking over the top! Makes me want to watch more award shows, almost. Almost.

I’ll be honest here I definitely dig Eufrat but there are two things…for one her name is fucking weird, let’s just get that out of the way right off the bat. For another thing though and more pertinent to this photoshoot from Teen Models, she looks way better just natural and without much makeup as opposed to these pics which have her all gussied up looking glamour style or something. This girl is fucking smoking hot and she doesn’t need to be slathered up to look good, especially with those wicked nice titties she’s packing! It is always hot to see this girl masturbate though so keep an eye out for when she busts out that purple vibrator of hers.

I hope Daisy Watts here knows that Christmas has come and gone like awhile ago now…she’s all decked out in her holiday elf costume in this photoshoot from Only Tease, hanging out at work and shirking on her responsibilities as a secretary in order to show off that fantastic ass and those nice big tits of hers! She does her work on a Mac though apparently so I guess she’s not really missing out on much by just getting naked and shaking her booty in this hot set. I do definitely like what she’s got going on here with the thigh high white sheer stockings and garter belt and panties though, definitely worth a look!

I don’t know who Oliver is but if this chick Tina in her yellow shirt is any indication, Olivers Girls must be a hell of a site! This chick looks like she just stepped out from a truckstop diner in her yellow checkered tied-up top and jean skirt…she unbuttons that blouse and grabs her perky titties, before sliding her hand down her skirt and playing with herself! Soon she’s totally naked and on all fours with a very nice ass in the air…she looks like any midwest college quarterback’s wet dream come to life in this hot photoshoot.

I didn’t know who Kate Bosworth was so I had to look her up, she’s an actress who has apparently starred in a whole bunch of shitty movies I’ve never seen. She was in Blue Crush and I think I remember seeing her in a bikini looking fucking smokin hot but time has not been kind apparently, she’s got a kind of meth-head look going on if you ask me…anyway she’s topless in this movie Big Sur and she’s got pretty decent little boobies although it’s not the best view of all time. I’m just disappointed that she’s not Brian Bosworth’s daughter or something, that would be awesome. In cooler news, she does have two differently-colored eyes which is pretty wicked!

If you know Leanne Crow I think you already know what this little writeup is going to be about…and if you don’t know Leanne Crow, one look at her pictures will probably give you a good idea! In this photoshoot from her own website Leanne is showing off her pride and joy, those two enormous melons she has hanging in front of her, as she strips off her white bra! I always feel kind of sorry for Leanne’s bras, their life expectancy must be measured in hours instead of months…I mean how can just a flimsy piece of fabric hope to hold up against huge beautiful tits like hers?

Who the hell is Sarah Honeywell? Well according to Wiki she’s a TV personality in the UK and has also been a dancer and acrobat and aerialist which I guess explains why she’s got such a bangin body even if she’s obviously a little older. She’s having a ball in these paparazzi photos jumping topless off a yacht to go snorkeling or whatever…must be weird to have boats following you on vacation with guys just snapping all these photos. I admire Sarah’s don’t-give-a-flying-fuck attitude, that’s for sure.

Everyone has a morning routine, some people like to hop into the shower and wolf down breakfast and scramble out the door to work and then there are people like Lydia in this photoshoot from Eternal Desire as she leisurely sips at her mug of coffee as she sits by the window. Her top slides off her shoulders exposing those huge perfect breasts but she doesn’t mind, in fact she likes it, sliding her hands over her tits and touching her pussy as we watch in this sexy seductive gallery!

Say hello to Sofia Vergara at a couple of Golden Globes parties as she shows off her own globes in a sexy dress with a plunging neckline! For the life of me I couldn’t rattle off a single movie she’s been in but man I know a great pair of tits when I see them and I’m staring at a fantastic set right now. Plus she’s hot and, presumably, rich so I guess she’d be a hell of a catch no matter how you look at things.

If you’re looking at Lilly Roma here and your jaw isn’t dropping to your knees at the sight of those huge perfect tits, I’m not sure we can be friends anymore. Lilly is posing by the poolside in her flowing skirt topless for Studio 66 TV and lawdy she does have a pair of the nicest big breasts I’ve seen in a long damn time. Congratulations Lilly! I’d imagine that if she hopped into that pool she wouldn’t have to worry about getting her makeup messy, her boobs would keep her afloat like a life preserver.