Listen up! Officer Jacky is on the case, and she’s not going to take any lip from anybody. However, she will take plenty of dick! She’s just looking for another cop to give her a big black nightstick, if you get my meaning. Great boobs and a great ass too, I give her an A+.

Aren’t porno parody names the best? I mean, seriously, “Jenni Gregg”? Hell, I doubt she’d help me lose any weight, but she’s definitely helped me lose my pants. This Twistys babe has a tight, toned body, and a pussy that you’ve got to see to believe. She’s got a fantastic ass too, I really can’t decide which part of her I like best.

At Reality Kings, Money Talks and bullshit walks! I’d say the money has done the talking in this case, because I can’t honestly think of any other circumstances under which a pornstar like Lilly Kingston would be fucking Frosty the Snowman. I mean, that’s what it looks like to me. Probably plenty of other snowmen that would give her a deep dicking, or carroting, or whatever the hell snowmen have.

I agree with my partner at HQ69, I think Sandy Summers is a real starlet too. This gallery is from Little Mutt, which is kind of a silly name for a teen site, but hey. If they keep getting Sandy together with other cute naked teens, then they can call themselves whatever they want!

Two words that describe Kapri Styles’s ass are “round and brown”. Another word that you might use is “daaaaaamn”, or at least, that’s what I said when I saw this big fat ass. I’m the kind of guy who thinks there’s no such thing as too much junk in the trunk, and the Round and Brown guys agree.

You know, for a Flashy Babes gallery, I was kind of expecting more flash. Get her out by a pool, slap some baby oil on her, maybe bust out some fisheye lens closeups on her ass. Hey, sometimes the simple things are really what you need, and this gallery of a babe with big tits is the essence of simple.

I never, ever get the chance to use the word “statuesque” in these posts, so when I saw this gallery, I thought “oh man, at last, I can bust that one out”. Lia really is a statuesque blonde beauty, though, especially leaning up against that pillar. She reminds me of those sculptures of Greek women that I see in museums.

Here’s another one of those famous Brazzers pornstars. Naturally, you might be wondering what the heck a Brazzer is, and I have the answer. It’s a dude who just happens to have the world’s best porn site, and the amazing girls he gets for it prove that every day. This sexy starlet shows us her big tits before she fucks a dude all over her house.

Man, if I had come home to a girl as cute as Natalie Sparks on Valentine’s Day, I don’t know what the hell I would have thought, because, let’s face it, very few of us know girls as hot as she is. She looks downright smoldering in this set, with some awesome lingerie and a red rose in her hand. What a babe.

Completely made up words like “babelicious” are the best, aren’t they? They get the point completely across at a glance. “This site, why, it must have delicious babes on it!” should be the first thing you think when you see this gallery. Lindsay Marie is a delectable babe wearing a tiny yellow bikini (unfortunately with no polka dots), but that darn thing just won’t stay on and she ends up naked!

Brooke Marks is probably one of my top 5 favorite solo girls of all time. She’s so pretty, and she’s just fun to talk to also! She’s cute and petite and just nngh I love her so much. Brooke’s just chilling out in this set, she’s non nude here and that’s okay with me, I like teases too.

If I ever get tired of watching naked babes taking showers, I promise that I’ll retire from doing this immediately. Especially if I ever get tired of seeing girls int he famous DDF Busty shower. Zuzana Drabinova is the latest beauty to step foot into it, and while I’ve seen her before, I’ve rarely seen her looking this amazing. I guess even the hottest babes can be improved by a little water and lotion.

A partner of mine once said that Eufrat looks kind of like an elf, and I really can’t argue with that description. She does kind of remind me of Liv Tyler’s character from Lord of the Rings, except she’s wearing a whole lot less clothing. Watch Eufrat wiggle the trifecta of her tits, ass, and pussy!

A fair number of you probably know this girl as Ariel, or perhaps as Piper Fawn, but I know her best as Gabrielle Lupin so that’s what I’m going to call her. I guess I could also call her “absurdly hot”, too. Seriously though, I love redheads even if they’re bright fake red, and I love girls with boobs, so you put the two together in one girl and you have a gallery that I am interested in.

Holy hell, what a way to cap off today’s set of galleries. Danielle Riley is another one of my favorite models, even if she has a slightly goofy tattoo on her left arm. Hey, things like that are what make the world go around. Speaking of things that are round, aren’t her tits just the hugest and best pair that you’ve seen in this particular post?

There are a lot of things you can say about Brazzers, and one thing you can’t say is that they aren’t one of the world’s best porn sites. If you love pornstars with big tits having every kind of sex that it’s possible to have, then you’re the kind of guy that should check out Brazzers. This gallery of a hot babe getting slammed in the ass is just a sample of what you can see!

My associate at Pleasure Girl always comes up with really good phrases to describe the girls he posts. This one is “Sarah Vandella looking like vanilla on pink raspberry sauce”, which sounds pretty damn appetizing right now, much like Sarah. While this gallery mostly focuses on her tits, let me tell you, she has a rocking ass too.

This girl Jackie Daniels, she doesn’t have any idea what the fuck she’s in for here. The site is called Freaks of Cock for a reason, because it stars the biggest freak of them all: OG Mudbone! This guy has an 18 inch dick and he loves to fuck pretty white girls with it before he damn near drowns them with cum. Fucking hot!

Here’s a nice way to start off your Friday, a hot trailer from Bangbros starring Madison Ivy. We’re putting this one on our sister site Nude Girls and boy is it a hot one. The video itself is off of Big Mouthfuls, and this girl definitely gets a huge cock in her mouth. Great boobs too!

What Reality Kings did for, well, reality porn, Brazzers has done for pornstars. By that, I mean they’ve put together the world’s best porn site, as long as you’re a fan of sexy girls. Samantha Stern here is a plumbing contractor, or maybe a carpenter or something, I’m not Tim Taylor or anything so I can’t exactly tell you what she’s got going on. Anyway, if you like pornstars with huge boobs, you’ll like this gallery.

I post so many Met-Art sets up here, I really don’t know how they keep managing to stun me with even hotter girls every time. This girl is sadly unknown to me, but sweet Jesus, I can’t remember the last time I went out looking for galleries and had to stop for 15 minutes just to let my head come back down to earth. This girl’s body is perfect in just about every way a body can be perfect.

Oh no, Melissa Midwest is getting married! I wonder if this means that she’s not doing any more hardcore stuff for her site? Wait, you mean this is just one of her many fantasy style galleries, and she’s even moved up do doing double penetration in her members area now? Fuck me, that’s some good news, I was worried for a second.

You can never go wrong with a Penthouse photo gallery, especially if it has Alektra Blue in it! She doesn’t have massive floppy tits, but they’re nice and perky and they fit her really well. Of course, she has a nice ass and a perfect pussy too. Well, she wouldn’t be in Penthouse if she wasn’t a 10, now, would she?

I’m not totally sure what the phrase “Body in Mind” is supposed to mean, but I know what this girl Klaudia is trying to get across. AT least, the message I’m getting is “I am god damn sexy and no amount of dim nude art lighting can take away from that.” She’s got really nice tits, even if you kind of have to squint to see them.

This hot Latina is named Diamond Kitty, which I personally think is kind of a goofy name, but hey, girls with goofy names are fine as long as they have seriously hot bodies like this girl. Especially when they have big tits like her. Seriously, those are mammoth juggs, and she’s got such a nice ass too, I can’t decide what I want to stare at more.

Okay, so there are two words in this gallery that I really like. I mean, I love watching girl fights, and I love watching gangbangs, so you get a group of horny ass women together and have them both fight and fuck at the same time? That right there, that’s pretty much a recipe for success.

If you love pretty girls, then Photodromm is definitely a site that you should put on your list of daily visits. I’ve never seen a Photodromm mdel that I didn’t love, and Gina keeps that streak going. She’s got big tits with nice puffy nipples, and her ass has all the right curves to it. Man, this is one hot babe.

Man, I used to think that Your Caitlynn was just your average solo girl, just posing on her site. I wouldn’t say boring, but it gets kind of samey after you’ve seen as many as I have. Luckily, it turns out that I’m a damn idiot, because Caitlynn has done hardcore stuff too. Hell, she did her very first facial the other day, and she’s saving it on her site just for you!

Do you ever have teen dreams? I do every so often, and let me tell you, the girls my imagination comes up with aren’t nearly as cute as this girl! If you love petite teens, Teen Dreams has plenty of them, like this girl here. Hey, and she even has a cute butt that she likes to bend over and show off too.

I’ve seen a lot of sites posting Janessa Brazil, and god damn, can you blame them? One look at that big Brazilian ass and any mortal man would be hooked on her. Just look at the smoldering gaze that she’s giving us in some of these pictures, doesn’t it just blow your pants right off?

Only a company like Playboy could afford to make a secondary site that’s better than a lot of other flagship sites. THe girls that they put on their Busty Babes site, like Jasmine Davis, would easily be headliners on any other website. Hey, at least we get to see those big tits at all, that’s more than I can say for a lot of girls!

Now this is an interesting gallery. I’ve seen plenty of galleries of Yurizan Beltran before, but I’ve never seen her properly glammed up. They break out everything for this shoot, the soft focus, airbrushing, sexy black lingerie. I think it’s a good move for her, maybe she should do more of it?

Maybe I’ve been wrong about Met-Art all this time. I know I like to talk about how the girls they post are usually flat chested, but god damn, Irishka has some fat ass titties and they’re just great. I wonder if she’s one of the girls you can cam with live at Met-Art?

Bianca Beauchamp is usually a latex and fetish model, but she has plenty of time to do nice themed sets like this one too. She looks to me like she’s dressed as the world’s sexiest milk maid, and damn do I love me some milk maids. Bianca, you’re welcome on Image Post no matter what you’re wearing!

A nice MC-Nudes babe is always a welcome sight, even if I can’t remember what her name is. I’ve got a much better member for boobs than I do for faces anymore, and this girl’s boobs are definitely worth remembering. You can find plenty more of her at MC-Nudes, check it out.

Alright, guys, I have a mission for you. I want you to start thinking of Brea Bennett every time you picture a petite blonde babe with an angel face. That shouldn’t be too tough, right? Here’s a really good gallery of her showing off everything, and I mean everything, for reference you know.

Big latina boobs! Now that I’ve got your attention for this final post of the day, let me follow it up by saying that Lela Star looks flat out amazing in this Wicked Weasel bikini. I’ve always liked those, and when you put a girl with big boobs in one, well, that’s just perfect.

Regular exercise is part of a healthy lifestyle, and it’s good to see Love Gisele showing us how she does it! It definitely takes plenty of work to keep a tight, toned body like she’s got. I mean, just look at her ass, that’s not the kind of ass you get by sitting on it all day!

This guy Mike, he’s a fan of all kinds of women, not just babes with big tits. Take Janet here, she doesn’t have huge floppy boobs, but she’s mighty cute nonetheless. Watch her spread her pussy and stretch out on the couch to show off her ass too. Wonder what Mike gets her to do in his apartment!

Well, I’ve posted two girls with big boobs today, I ought to post two with small tits too to keep things even, right? Well, this Met-Art girl is definitely cute enough for an Image Post post, and I would be remiss if I didn’t mention she has a hairy pussy too. I know some of you guys have been asking for that lately.

A fine way to start off your post-Oscars Monday is with a girl who happens to be naked and in some water. The gallery says that it’s the Indian Ocean, but I have my doubts about that one. Honestly, with tits like she’s got, she could be in front of a regular studio backdrop and I wouldn’t really care.

Penthouse doesn’t have nearly enough redheads, I think. Well, they’re taking steps to rectify that in this gallery! This is a cutie named Marie MacCray, and with a name like that she can only be from Ireland. I’m certainly eyeing HER begorrahs, and her pussy too, because she left us just enough proof that the carpet matches the drapes.

Now, saying that this gallery is of Met-Art model Iveta is like saying that I’m going to open up the phone book and give John Smith a call. Yeah, it’s a pretty common name on Met-Art, whcih is actually good, because it just shows how many girls they have posing over there. What’s even better is that they’re all just as sexy, if not more so, than this cute blonde teen!

The most curious thing about this gallery is the fact that I’ve never seen these two hot babes together before now! Okay, so technically, I don’t even know who Anita Dark’s sexy friend is, but you know what else? If they’re going to keep it up with the nude lesbian action, I’m not going to bog them down by asking for details like that.

Okay, today is a terrible day for me and name recognition. I should know who this girl is, because she’s on Brazzers Network and that really is the world’s best pornsite, and also she has huge tits and I’m pretty much an encyclopedia of tits. Oh well, she’s fucking some dude in the kitchen in here. Watch what he does with her melons!

Hey, so here we have a girl with really big boobs at a music store! Or wherever the hell they sell electric guitars, I guess. Well, she’s got some nice big bongos, so she fits right in! She has a big ass too, and she’s wearing underwear that really shows it off. Since this is a Reality Kings gallery, you should see what happens in the video too.

Man, I don’t even know what sport this Zoe is playing, but I want to join in too. Maybe it’s baseball, I mean she’s definitely giving me wood right now! She just looks so pretty and sexy, and hey, those huge boobs, those definitely help out. Might be a little awkward for sports, except the kind I play!

I’ll be honest with you, I’ve done a lot of thinking and I can’t figure out where the name September comes from. I mean, who names their kid “September”? But I digress, I’m not here to criticize names, I’m here to drool over a fucking incredible pair of tits. She has basically the textbook definition of an hourglass figure, and those nipples? Why yes, they are pierced.

Aren’t porno parody names just the best thing? With a name like Jenni Gregg, there are just so many possibilities. In this particular gallery, she’s chosen the “I want to show off my rocking hot body by getting out of this tiny purple dress and wiggling my ass and tits” route, with great success.