Are we about done with Miley Cyrus yet? Well maybe not…I mean the whole VMA twerking thing was pretty ludicrous and people just won’t shut the hell up about it but man this girl is pretty hot you’ve gotta admit with that tight little body of hers. What we’ve got here is a paparazzi shot of her after a workout or dance practice or something, she’s wearing a white top that’s semi see-through and you can make out what her nipples look like through the thin fabric. I don’t know about the little nubs on top of her head but hey she’s a multimillionaire with a bangin body and has the whole world talking about her so who am I to say? She can twerk that skinny white girl ass against me any day of the year, that’s for damn sure, and I bet you say the same.

I know PETA might get up in arms about this set featuring nude (or nearly nude) supermodels with fur draped on and over them for a fashion magazing, but damn it is hot as hell. If you like your girls to have a good bit of meat on their bones keep on joggin because these girls are skinny as rails, but they’re all gorgeous with those long gazelle legs and perky little boobies. I know some of these girls are Victorias Secret models but I think not all of them…I’m pretty sure Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanpoel and Alessandra Ambrosio are all in here showing off those firm round boobies but I’m not sure about some of the other ones. They’re all gorgeous though, you can take that to the bank. Speaking of the bank, most of these chicks are multi-millionaires so if you run across one in the club you should always have a ring in your pocket to pop the question and catch her by surprise! That’s my handy get-rich tip of the day, write that one down.

Well Miley Cyrus decided to steal the show last night I guess because I woke up this morning and everyone seemed to be talking about her twerking it.  I watch the video and well it was a waste of my life for sure I don’t think it’s that big of a deal… I do run a porn site though so not a lot shocks me.  She isn’t even that hot, I wish someone a lot hotter was doing this but hey some of you might like some girl trying to “twerk it”.  I am surprised she hasn’t gone to rehab or anything like that, it just has to be a matter of time cause there has to be a drug problem with hair like that.

Well it looks like the VMA’s were on last night, I missed them all on purpose because I am way to old for that shit but apparently they have sexed it up since the last time I watched the show!  I mean Lady Gaga looks like she was just walking around in a little g-string thong on stage, I would have never guessed this little skin and bones actress had such a round ass but the picture doesn’t lie.  My buddy over at Drunken Stepfather has put up a little blog about this performance so if you want to know about it you could just read it there I am to tired to figure out how big of a deal it was that she had no pants on stage.

If you’re not completely over the train wreck of a human being that is Lindsay Lohan, you might dig seeing her wearing a light and flowy frock with no bra so her nipples poke out a bit. I didn’t even realize paparazzi still follow her around but I guess they’re just biding their time until she completely snaps and strips down naked in the middle of the street, grabbing some poor innocent sap who happened to be walking by and fucking him right then and there while screaming demon curses or something. Poor guy. Anyway if you keep in mind how mind-meltingly hot LiLo used to be maybe these shots will get your blood flowing a bit but she’s lookin a little rough if you ask me. I can’t say I would kick her out of bed though, can you imagine the stories you’d be able to tell your friends after a night in the sack with this kitten?

I don’t know if this was for a test shoot for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition or what but here we have a collection of photos of sexy blonde Kate Upton wearing a bodypainted bikini, turned into an animated gif. It’s pretty mesmerizing seeing this gorgeous woman spinning around, kicking that ass from side to side and brushing her hair back to make her huge full breasts bounce. She might be a little lacking in the hip department but I’d say those big boobs and cute butt more than make up for it! I’ve got to say, I like the trend of hot women getting a thin layer of paint put on their nude bodies instead of actually wearing swimsuits. Pretty damn hot.

What is it about Brazilian women? It just seems like almost every single damn one of them is gorgeous as hell and it’s not like they start out hot as 18 year olds and balloon up once they hit 30, they just seem to stay beautiful. Case in point, Alessandra Ambrosio here…she’s a Brazilian model who you’ve probably seen in Victorias Secret catalogs a million times but she’s 32 now and still looks absolutely incredible in (and presumably out of) a bikini. Check out these shots from her recent trip to Greece as she hangs out with her beautiful sexy friends on the beach…they all look just incredible, it’s not even fair. And look at that water, is that even real? It looks like an outtake from Avatar but with actual people instead of stupid blue aliens.

This hot UK babe is Luisa Zissman, who was apparently one of the contestants on the Brit version of The Apprentice, canoodling with a millionaire CEO who appeared on the show at some point. I don’t know if it’s his great personality or the hundreds of millions of dollars he’s got in the bank (take a guess) but she was caught by the paparazzi straddling him and as it turns out she didn’t have any panties on. I think they call them knickers there? Anyway I call it a hot quasi-celebrity upskirt however you cut it! She’s pulling kind of a wacky face in this shot but I think she was in the middle of saying “ffffuuuuuuuudge” or something along those lines when she saw the cameras clicking away. Too late Luisa, you got drunk and got horny and now we all know you’re trying to fuck a millionaire, welcome to the real world!

Here’s another celebrity that I had no idea who she was at all, and had to look her up. Her name is Andrea Corr and apparently she’s an Irish musician in a rock band or something, I honestly have never heard of her but if you’re into Irish rock maybe this will float your boat…she’s not showing nipples or anything like some celebs but you can get a little peek at her bra through her shirt I guess. It’s weird to see celebrities and have to be told that they’re a celebrity; Andrea is cute but I doubt she’d be a head-turner walking down a city street in the US of A.

Rita Ora has quite the nice little booty doesn’t she?  I love girls wearing yoga pants and so glad that is a thing now.  Yes, I know… Nobody knows who Rita Ora is well not going to lie I didn’t either.  I had to look her up on Wikipedia LOL!  I didn’t care though because I am required to post hot girls that it and Rita is fucking hot.  She is a actress / singer song writer and I guess she is probably more popular over in the UK then here in the U.S.A.  Hopefully Rita here is that girl that isn’t so famous but just wants to be so bad so she goes ahead and makes a sex tape, lets HOPE!

Hey remember when Jessica Alba was on top of the heap of dream-inducing gorgeous women in Hollywood? Well she’s still hot as hell, even if she never does seem to get nude…if your memory isn’t so good here’s a gallery of photos of Jessica doing this and that, like standing in a tennis court and pulling some crazy yoga type stretches with her arms. You can see she still has that something special in her eyes though, some women just have magic in them.

I don’t even know what Carnivale is besides a dope-ass show on HBO but from the looks of things it’s a hell of a party…Rihanna headed back to Barbados to ‘reconnect to her roots’ but I’m not sure how well she’d be able to do that since it’s a poor country and she probably has enough money to buy the whole damn thing. Well either way she is gorgeous in her feathery costume and from these shots taken at the celebration it looks like she had a damn good time shaking her booty and dancing with the townspeople. I guess that’s what it’s all about.

I’ll be straight up with you guys, I had no idea who the hell Kimora Lee Simmons was until I looked her up and I still don’t really know who she is. Apparently she used to be a fashion model and then came out with her own line of clothes or something? Who knows…all I know is that she’s a cute Asian babe with big full titties and some paparazzi photographer caught her walking around topless on a yacht and posted the pictures for us to enjoy. Nice hat, by the way.

This busty blonde is bad shit crazy if you don’t know her she is the girl that married Doug Hutchison.  She recently I think got some huge breasts installed and if she doesn’t show them within the year I am going to be straight up shocked, I mean SHOCKED!  I am going to say this out loud because I can barely believe she is 18 but she in fact is I mean I looked at her she looks nowhere near that.  She is pushing 30 in real life years or something.  She is only 18 for a little over a month, maybe for her 19^th  birthday she will release a sex tape already I mean it’s literally just a matter of time.

I’m not really sure what magazine or company this photoshoot is for but they’re featuring Kate Upton so I guess it’s not like some podunk little mom&pop shop. Kate looks of course stupendous in these artistic black and white photos with her gorgeous face and naturally her cleavage takes center stage! Those tits are a thing of legend and I guess in these photos you can easily see why…she’s sort of the embodiment of the beautiful all-American blonde babe

You know how when you get a new car it takes you a little while to learn how to park it and maneuver through traffic, like you’re just not used to the size yet? Well that’s what Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is going through with her new titties…she went and got a boob job, then celebrated by showing off her new tits in a blue bikini at a pool party in Vegas, but her bigger breasts ‘accidentally’ peeked out from that bathing suit while the cameramen happily snapped away.

Farrah Abraham is just still keeping in classy in this little up the skirt picture gallery I have for you guys from Taxi Driver. She is the most recently celebrity sex tape that has been released you can see it here if you would like. Farrah is only famous because she got knocked up when she was too young and starred on a MTV Show. She did figure out a way to become a millionaire, she just had to take it in the ass by James Deen. I mean it has to be the first and only anal sex tape we will ever see from a “celebrity” I use that word very lightly here.

What the shit is going on in the world when this little Jersey Shore meatball is looking fit and shit.  I mean her hottness level is getting up there but she is still super annoying.  I don’t care how thin she gets and how much she changes because no matter what she is still Snooki from the Jersey Shore!  Alright now lets all stop talking about her at let her go back to being some New York chick who we all laugh at as we walk down the street.

She may be getting up there in years and her vagina might have seen more use than a taxicab floor but Kate Moss is still quite a MILF and do you remember how incredibly gorgeous she was in her prime? Well think of that when you take a look at this paparazzi upskirt shot…I’m surprised celebrity women still even wear short skirts…I guess when you have legs you’ve spent a life working on like Kate has you want to show em off, and her lacy little black panties are pretty hot I have to admit.

I would give my left nut to motor boat these titties. I don’t know if it’s the media that has made me love them so much or if Kate Upton really just have the best set of tits in the world.  Whatever it is I am a fan, sign me up I want to see this girl naked!  Playboy pay her whatever she wants I just need you to make it happen.  I think they’re our only hope in seeing these tits so everyone let’s start writing Hef now!

I was trying to find some pictures of Kanye West’s mistress and then I found the holy grail of galleries of her over at my buddies site.  I must say if you’re going to cheat on Kim Kardashian he at least made it count!  This girl is banging and she has all natural tits!  I bet she is fucking half as crazy as Kim too.  Can you imagine she was crazy to begin with a now she has those pregnancy hormones no thank you, I would rather just bang this chick.

Jamie Lynn Sigler is knocked up!  Nobody told me that shit and I had to find out from the Drunken Stepfather.  Well now I can just clear those fantasies from the brainski.  She doesn’t look too bad for a pregnant chick but I would much rather see her back in her fighting shape.  Towards the end of the Saprano’s she was fucking so damn hot, I mean am I right or what?

Miley Cyrus knows what she is doing with this Instagram picture.  She is teasing us by thinking we might catch a nipple by looking down her blouse but there is no nipples DAMN YOU!  When did sweet and innocent little Miley Cyrus because like a badass?  Short hair, shaved on the sites I am starting to think she is batting for the other team now or something.  Don’t get me wrong I would still watch that but I think she was better when she actually looked like a chick.

Another day another pic of Rihanna showing off that banging body of hers.  I know that Rihanna has a great ass but this picture I don’t think really does it justice.  People are going crazy over it calling it amazing and what not but I am saying eh not that good.  I have seen better from her and I expect better.  If you’re going to pull this kind of publicity stunt Rhianna at least make it a good picture damnit all!

These shots of sexy celebrity actress Maggie Grace are from Californication but I think most people would remember her as Shannon from Lost…and it’s nice to finally get a good look at the goods! There’s a nipple slip shot (well, more of a downblouse but whatever) and a great still of her bare ass as she bends over outside by a swimming pool or something in the nude. She’s got an amazing butt, that’s for sure…thanks for finally showing it off, Shannon…I mean Maggie!

I think that Hayden Panettiere is looking for a whale to save or something in this picture from my bud over at Drunken Stepfather.  He clowns on her a little bit and I will not do that because she dates a guy who will wreck my face and I like my face.  So let’s just say that Hayden is looking mighty fine and I thought you guys would like to see it.

I may not know fashion but I know what I like, and having some of the most beautiful women in the world walking down a runway in clothes that basically can’t help but show some boob definitely falls into the realm of things I like. Check out this shot of a gorgeous brunette walking the catwalk looking like she was minding her own business when some designer or other threw glue-covered pieces of fabric at her to make a ‘look’. Her very nice breast pops out and she doesn’t seem to mind much as the cameras clicked away!

Who does this nice little plump ass belong to?  She is a Latin babe on a very popular TV Show that probalby most of you have watched.  She is what I would consider a MILF she has a great ass as you can see but her tits are probably her best asset.  That’s all I got good luck!

You probably can’t see it very well from this picture but if you view the big one on this gallery you will see a little upskirt action on a girl named Xenia Deli.  Who the fuck is that you ask?  Well unless you are up on you fashion models you would have no idea who she is.  She is pretty popular over in Europe and shit but the real reason you are going to click on this gallery is because Xenia here is a chick that doesn’t like to wear panties.  So if there is a upskirt with no panties that means you get to see a bald pussy that belongs to a famous chick, click away!

I just saw this over at my buddies site a friend of his sent him this profile on a hooker website and it’s Lucy Pinder.  If she is actually a hooker then I need to start saving my money now because I am fucking this broad for sure.  She is like omg wtf amazing is she not?  I know it’s more then likely fake but just in case I thought I would pass this along!

I guess she’s more of a big deal over in the UK but big boobs bouncing around and nipples slipping out are something everyone can enjoy the world over, am I right? Take a look at these paparazzi photos of Katie Price in her wedding dress getting ready to throw the bouquet on the beach when her huge tits bounced right out of the gown and let her nipples see a little unintended sunlight. Apparently she’s a celebrity for being a model, singer and ‘media personality’ which I think is a nice way of saying she’s famous for being hot and famous and, I would imagine, rich.

Emily Ratakowski decided that she should get in the spirit of Easter and post a naked bunny shot of her.  I forgot to do anything for Easter for you guys so here it is a little belated but hey a supermodel naked, what more could you really ask for?

You guys really got to read this Drunken Stepfather blog this guy is fucking funny.  Here is my favorite article of the day where he talks about the shitty upskirt he found of some girl from a band called “The Saturdays”.  Probably like 6 people know who I am talking about right now and that’s the point that he is making.  What I really wonder is if this girl is hot or not.  I mean from what I see right now I think she is but you have to see the face before any judgement can be passed.

You wouldn’t think that Coco hits the gm all that often because lets be honest here this girl is thick.  Those tits are not really hers but man does it complete the package if you will.  Big Ass, Big Tits there is no doub that she got a rapper as a husband!  If you were to bait a hook for a rapper to bite on that’s exactly what I would put on there.

The beautiful Christina Milian is on spring break I guess.  I didn’t know people with kids even had those but I guess Christina doesn’t give a damn.  She is a actress if you want to know what she is all about you can read her Wiki if you want.  There is way to much information about her on there I must say.  She did a great thing though and decided to show all of her fans some great pictures of her ass.  She has been told a lot about that amazing butt of hers and she isn’t afraid of showing it off as you will see.

I had to look up who Christina Milian is but apparently she’s a singer and actress…I guess not so much the kind of music I like but maybe you guys are big fans, or at least like to see a celebrity nipple slip on the beach! I don’t care who she is to tell the truth, if I saw a hot ebony honey like her with her nipple peeking out of her swimsuit like in these paparazzi photos I’d stop in my tracks and have to stare too. Anyone up for a chocolate kiss?

This is Dita Von Teese is the chick that married Marilyn Manson just in case you were like who the fuck is this.  She is only famous because she is one of those old school beauties and reminds people of the old strip tease days.  I am way over those days and it looks like my buddy over at Drunk Stepfather is too, LOL he has some choice words for Dita here.

I think I am going to have to start a fucking Rihanna section for this site!   I mean she is also doing something crazy right?  Here is her latest thing that she did.  She posted this picture of her in nothing but a thong to her Instagram account.  I wish she would show more but it is nice to have a celebrity who really just wouldn’t give you a fuck even if she has a pocket full of them.

It looks like Rhianna is having no more upskirts done she is all done with that as you see she is a total pro at not giving up the cooch now.  She pulls down her sweat shirt and gets in the car like a lady.  I can totally see why Chris Brown likes him some Rhianna not only can she take a punch but she also keeps it classy.

Hasn’t Miley Cyrus used up way more than her fifteen minutes of fame yet? Well she is pretty damn hot, I’ll give her that…in these paparazzi photos she’s caught with her nipple basically peeking out from her skimpy dress, although I think she’s wearing pasties or something. At any rate she looks pretty sexy with that hairdo, not to mention the sparkly dusting of fairy magic she has all over her skin.

Not quite sure if I am suppose to know who this Miranda Kerr chick is.  The Drunk Stepfather usually posts famous girls so I am just going to assume that.  She might just be some model that Purple Magazine picked up but once again I don’t know.  There are some things I do not about her though.  That is she is hot and she has a great body, so just enjoy and don’t worry about all the other stuff just like I did.

The Drunk Stepfather has a couple hot pictures of a busty model that many of you over in England will know.  Her name is Kelly Brook and she knows that she is a sex symbol so she gives everyone want they want to see on her Twitter account.  Having a little nipple slit as well as some close of cleavage pictures.  If you like celebrity smut you got to keep going to this guys site he has it all!

It’s a mystery to me who Danie Ramirez is but apparently she’s pretty famous, in that she’s up by the wall at a red-carpet even having her photo taken. I don’t know if she forgot what flashes do or if she was intentionally going to sort-of show off her titties to everyone, but she’s wearing a black top that is basically see-through when the camera bulbs pop! Ready for some celebrity boobs?

What the fuck happened to Megan Fox?  Remember when she was like the shit and everybody wanted to fuck her?  Now you just don’t here or see her anywhere.  I guess she is posing in sexy ass pictures now to help pay the bills.  Which I am fine with I just wish she woudl bare all if you will.  This one comes from Esquire and it’s posted over at my buddies site.

I don’t know where I read it but I think it was Gawker or something that said this Interview that Beyonce did for GQ made her seem like a straight up crazy person.  I am pretty sure all these famous people are a little crazy, when everyone thinks you’re the shit it probably just goes straight to you head and fucks you up.  There is one thing going for Beyonce though, she might be crazy but damn she has a great body!

I mean come on guys those breasts are so amazing and you can’t deny it.  Kate Upton is one of the hottest woman in the world not because her face is super hot or anything like that, it’s just that those breasts have so much jiggle in them that they have put us all into a trance.  I am very much okay with it though I just want her to get naked for playboy already or something.

Those awesome huge tits that Sofia Vergara had was spotted on the beach in Miami.  I mean you could probably view her tits from outter fucking space they’re that awesome.  What is uncool about this little video and pictures that the Drunk Stepfather has is that she is in a one piece bikini!  I mean if I am not going to beable to see you naked at least show me a little skin Sofia!

Can you guess who’s tits these are?  Well don’t read the title you fucking cheater!  That’s right these boobs belong to Ashton Kutcher… Err I mean they are attached to Mila Kunis but Ashton is all of up those according to the celebrity blogs.  The Drunken Stepfather just posted a sexy little gallery of Mila that she did for a magazine check it out, she has quite the body.

If you don’t like UFC I know that you will at least like Arianny Celeste!  She used to be a stripper, ahhhh those were the days!  But then Dana White “saved” her and now she parades around the UFC ring during the end of rounds.  She is drop dead gorgeous there is no two ways about it but I definitely would rather see her at the strip club naked then at a UFC event where she is being hoed out in skimpy ass clothes.